“是互联网，老爷爷，你不会说就别说。”圣冥爵无语了。“哼，臭小子别知好歹，本来我还想帮你解开定身术呢！现在我不想帮你了。”老爷爷说，“什么啊，老头，你怎能解开妖界女王的定身术，别逗了。”圣冥爵不信的说。“哼，我告诉你小子，楚夜璇是我的徒儿，i am her teacher do you know？”老爷爷一脸臭显摆的架势，“哦老头，不前辈，请求你救救我，help me啊！i need you to save my life。”圣冥爵very苦悲的说。“but i don’t want to save life。”老爷爷也拽起英文来了。
心想：小子，说英语，以为我不会呀？我学英文时你还不知道在哪呢！突然，楚夜璇突然不知道从哪冒出来说：“老头，你要是敢帮他，我就不帮你处理妖楼的事了！那里一大堆妖，你自己去摆平吧！”“别 别 别呀！我亲爱的徒弟，别人不帮我，你不能不帮我呀！”说完便风似地走了。“哎呀！小璇呀！你就放了我吧！求你了！”圣冥爵又开始苦苦哀求了。“唉，我呢？本来是想救你的，后来看某位少主不需要me的help so i don’t want to save you。”一个华丽丽的转身楚夜璇便消失在了圣冥爵的视线中。
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